In the air today, actually, I’m going to miss today. I’m flying to Australia, and as I cross the date line, I’ll lose today completely. Somehow.
Read: Debugging SQL Server while I’m in my time machine.
Author: way0utwest
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A Lost Day
I’m writing this in advance, as I usually recommend for all bloggers, because this is a lost day for me. I’m not going to experience May 27th, 2019 on the Earth. This happened to me last year as well, when I missed Oct 28, 2018, never setting foot on the ground anywhere on Earth.
Some of you have experienced this, some not, but it’s interesting for me. I actually left yesterday, May 26th, from Denver to get on a plane. Around 11pm at night, my flight left San Francisco heading west. The next time I’ll set foot on the ground will be Tuesday, My 28, in Sydney, Australia.
I don’t actually lose time, at least human time, which is a construct that we get around with our extremely fast air transport. In this case, I cross the International Dateline heading West, so by the time the plane lands, it will be Tuesday and I’ll have missed Monday.
Of course, it will just feel like a long trip to me and when I arrive, it will likely feel like Monday evening to my body. Hopefully I’ll get some sleep.
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What Keeps You Employed?
I get asked this question regularly each year as I start coaching volleyball: “what do you do?” New parents are always interested in what the coach does outside of running their kids around a court. This year, I actually got asked this question a couple weekends ago at the final tournament by a parent that I’d talked to many times, but this was the first time we had an extended conversation. It’s always a little funny to explain what I do, since it’s a mix of quite a few jobs, most of which are somewhat out or the ordinary.
There was an interesting post from Pamela Mooney recently that reminded me that many of us perform jobs that are a little harder to describe to others. Or maybe we are a bit too literal in how we communicate and struggle to concisely express our job responsibilities. In any case, I like the analogies that Pamela makes to the medical industry where there are many specialties with vastly different skills. It’s similar for data professionals, though there are really many less potential specialties. Pamela has a general definition that covers lots of things:
DBAs are the guardians and facilitators of the company’s data.
Guardians covers most of the administrative responsibilities. Protect it with backups and security, ensure it’s still there, and more. Facilitator might be more development focused, but availability and performance would certainly fall under this description as well. The more I think about it, the more I think this is a good general description.
One that’s not likely to mean much to laymen.
I’m sure most of you have had to answer the question at some point in the past. Thinking about it now, without the pressure to respond in real time, how would you easily describe what you do? What do you say about your job? Perhaps you talk about the parts that you really like, or that things you are proud to do. Maybe you mention the things that annoy you the most.
Let us know today what you respond with, and try to do better than the generic I often give: “I’m a computer guy.”
Steve Jones
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Update Your PASS Profile
If you haven’t logged into your PASS profile, please do so now. You should be able to get to this page: https://www.pass.org/myPASS.aspx
Once you’re here, there’s an announcement:
Voting is coming this year, and no matter what you think of PASS, I do ask you to vote and make your voice heard.
You can check on your profile in the lower left side of the page, where you ought to see this:
The required items should be complete, though in my mind, the colors are backwards. Still, get to 100%.
