Tag: Humor

  • Friday Fun

    Someone at Red Gate sent around a request for the current version of our logo. I’m not sure why it changes so much, but it certainly has a lot over the years. In any case, while they got a real response, I sent this one as a joke.

    rglogo1

    I got chastised by another employee, who said it was clearly this one

    rglogo2

    If you haven’t seen our DBA Team series, here’s article 2. Worth a read.

  • All in Fun

    My first commercial!

    Steve on a Horse

    This comes from our DBA Team promotion, which is ongoing this year.

  • Labor Day 2013

    It’s a holiday in the US today. It’s Labor Day, and many in the US have a break. With a holiday late last week, this turns into a 5 day weekend for me. That’s unusual for me as I struggle to take time off. I enjoy my job, and it seems that I have no shortage of tasks I can find during the week. I’m trying to do better. Vacation is important, and I’m hoping to fit in more across the next few months.

    Most of us work as labor for some enterprise. Whether it’s an employer or our own business, we work to earn an income, support our families and, hopefully, find some sense of purpose in our efforts.

    Work is hard, and every job is work at some point, but I hope you enjoy your employment more days than you don’t, especially the work in technology. The tools, capabilities and amazing things we can do in the digital world are very exciting.

    I’ve got a blooper real for the podcast that I hope you enjoy today if you’re reading the newsletter. For those of you around the world, I know many of you may be working today, but I hope you have your own holiday at some point during the year that recognizes the efforts you put in.

    Bloopers

    Watch in WMV or MP4 formats.

  • I Hesitate to Commit

    At work my boss this week my boss gave me some quotes about me. We solicit feedback twice a year from co-workers and use that to evaluate how employees are doing. This goes up and down the chain, so everyone from the CEO down gets anonymous quotes.

    A few of mine were that I am pleasant and helpful and always looking to do things when people ask.

    My boss laughed, and said those obviously weren’t from her. They weren’t because she has to struggle with me to get me to do new things. I get a lot done and don’t need management, but I hesitate to tackle new projects or agree to get them done. She has to ask me more than a few times and remind me if I haven’t committed.

    Why?

    Here’s a great example of why:

    Hard Earned Lessons Spots – Raw

    I wrote an article recently on disaster recovery. One of the marketing people wanted some video ad spots to use. A 30s one and a 1 minute one. She asked me, and I said I might be able to. My boss asked, and reminded me a few times. I didn’t commit because of time. I think she, probably everyone, wondered how hard is it to make a 30s spot?

    During out meeting she reminded me that I had said I’d try to get it done by this Friday (today). I explained I’d try, but not promises.

    I took a 2 paragraph script, 10 things and an opening and closing and had to work with it for 30-45 minutes. I practiced it, timed it, realized it was long and had to cut it to a few versions. I finally felt comfortable and loaded it into the prompter.

    I went to shoot it, thinking this would be a 5 minute effort like my podcasts. It was 12+ minutes of video, along with some setup to move things around, and then a nice 30 minutes of editing to cut out the green corner, check audio, cut out the mistakes, etc. and just send the raw 3 versions over.

    With the issues in loading the video to the computer, this was 2+ hours out of my day and frustrating, but also funny.