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Tag Archives: Humor
The Code Coverage Report
I had someone that told me recently that they needed to find a way to get code coverage in T-SQL. Not for them, not to improve quality, but because their manager wanted a report. OK, here it is. First, build … Continue reading
Quitting VIM
I saw this post from Joel Spolsky lately, noting that Stack Overflow has been helping 1 million developers exit VIM. It’s a funny post, but one that has some truth in it. I’ve gotten into VIM, almost always from git, … Continue reading
The History of the World, I Guess
The lighter side. From my kids, and since there’s some science and it reminded me of the Big Bang Theory. Have fun.
Tell Me a Joke
It’s April 3rd today, and I’m a little sad. We missed April 1 here at SQLServerCentral. The date was on a Saturday, and we don’t send a newsletter on that day, so there wasn’t any opporunity for a prank. Running … Continue reading
SnowCrash for SQL Server
Years ago I read Snow Crash and really enjoyed the novel. In it, a virtual reality world exists, where many people connect to and roam about in a virtual world, experiencing various 3D type views of applications, systems, and data. … Continue reading
Posted in Editorial
Tagged Humor, virtual reality
#SQLFamily Feud
I’ve started a new project. Actually, I started this well over a year ago, but I lost track of it and last week, despite the craziness, I was reminded of the effort and decided to get it going. What is … Continue reading
Posted in Blog
Tagged Humor, syndicated
Costumes at the PASS Summit
tl,dr; We’re raising money for Doctors without Borders. Donate and a few of us will dress up at the Summit. You don’t have to attend the Summit to have some fun here. Last year a bunch of us agreed to … Continue reading
Posted in Blog
Tagged charity, Humor, PASS, syndicated
Halloween at PASS–Donate for some fun
This year’s PASS Summit will end on Oct 30, which is just before Halloween in the US. I’m sure lots of people will have some fun on Friday, though I also suspect we’ll see no shortage of people leaving early … Continue reading
Microsoft Exercise
Have we got a deal for you! Microsoft is concerned about the health of your company and is doing something about it. There’s a trend in modern society of obesity, complacency, and general laziness. Not only does is this bad … Continue reading
