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Tag Archives: Humor
Fun at Work
I am lucky in that I get to travel and speak at a number of events every year. As a result, I meet lots of people in a variety of situations. Many of these places have a social component and … Continue reading
Silly Photos at Work
Someone I stumbled across this picture of @brento on my drive. This might be the best one: And this was a good time: However, I have a collection of silly moments. Enjoy.
This Made Me Laugh: SQL v NoSQL
It’s a humorous history lesson on SQL (and product promotion), but it opens like this: SQL awakens to fight the dark forces of NoSQL From there it looks at the beginnings of SQL and the growth of NoSQL, going through … Continue reading
The Code Coverage Report
I had someone that told me recently that they needed to find a way to get code coverage in T-SQL. Not for them, not to improve quality, but because their manager wanted a report. OK, here it is. First, build … Continue reading
Quitting VIM
I saw this post from Joel Spolsky lately, noting that Stack Overflow has been helping 1 million developers exit VIM. It’s a funny post, but one that has some truth in it. I’ve gotten into VIM, almost always from git, … Continue reading
The History of the World, I Guess
The lighter side. From my kids, and since there’s some science and it reminded me of the Big Bang Theory. Have fun.
Tell Me a Joke
It’s April 3rd today, and I’m a little sad. We missed April 1 here at SQLServerCentral. The date was on a Saturday, and we don’t send a newsletter on that day, so there wasn’t any opporunity for a prank. Running … Continue reading
SnowCrash for SQL Server
Years ago I read Snow Crash and really enjoyed the novel. In it, a virtual reality world exists, where many people connect to and roam about in a virtual world, experiencing various 3D type views of applications, systems, and data. … Continue reading
Posted in Editorial
Tagged Humor, virtual reality
#SQLFamily Feud
I’ve started a new project. Actually, I started this well over a year ago, but I lost track of it and last week, despite the craziness, I was reminded of the effort and decided to get it going. What is … Continue reading
Posted in Blog
Tagged Humor, syndicated
Costumes at the PASS Summit
tl,dr; We’re raising money for Doctors without Borders. Donate and a few of us will dress up at the Summit. You don’t have to attend the Summit to have some fun here. Last year a bunch of us agreed to … Continue reading
Posted in Blog
Tagged charity, Humor, PASS, syndicated
