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Tag Archives: Humor
The Car Game
I started this on Facebook, privately with friends. I heard about it from one of them and liked it. I didn’t get many guesses, so I took a chance and posted on Twitter. Some good guesses, but I decided to … Continue reading
Cursors Without Performance Penalties
One of the very common ways that many developers learn to write code is through loops. Almost every language as some sort of FOR and WHILE looping structure. Many people build these in T-SQL, which often creates performance issues as … Continue reading
Looking Back at the Decade
I started a thread on Twitter,looking back at the decade in pictures. I had a hashtag (#decadeofmemories), but there are lots of those. If you’re interested, flip through my feed from this tweet back.
The DBA’s Twelve Days of Christmas
On the first day of Christmas my new DBA sent to me A table with a primary key On the second day of Christmas my new DBA sent to me Two Foreign Keys, and A table with a primary key … Continue reading
