Tag: Humor

  • Turning 40

    I turned 40 a few years back, and it wasn’t that big a deal for me. In some ways my wife thinks I’m a little old for my age, and when I hit 40, it wasn’t the milestone it is for some people. I think the night I turned 40 I was at a Cub Scout meeting with my son, delaying a sedate, quiet family dinner for a day or two because of that commitment.

    Last week I was in Cambridge, at the Red Gate offices.

    English phone boxes
    Not in Kansas (or Colorado) anymore.

    Every year I go over once for twice for meetings with my team at Red Gate where we brainstorm, do some evaluation on where we are, and look forward to the future. Most of my time is away from the office, but I do spend a little time at our building (Red Gate has a building!!) and say hi to a few friends.

    On Thursday morning, I was there for a surprise, and a rare event. The entire company, some 200 odd people gathered in the first floor (floor zero for you non-American, counting-building-floor-challenged people), with everyone in a Red Gate shirt.

    Red Gaters wearing red shirts
    A sea of red

    The two founders of Red Gate, our co-CEOs, Neil Davidson and Simon Galbraith, both were turning 40 within a few weeks of each other. A few people in the company had organized a celebration with sweets

    This was less than half of the treats available.

    cards

    Large 40th Birthday cards signed by everyone.

    and a large rendition of Happy Birthday from the employees.

    It was quite a celebration, with a funny “roast” speech given by one employee, a video Happy Birthday tribute, and even a parody of “Never Gonna Give You Up” from the Red Gate Chorus group.

    A nice break in the day, and quite a celebration. Simon and Neil have built something rather amazing at Red Gate. It’s the kind of company I’d want to build if I every started another venture. Successful, hard working, respectful, fun, and very supporting of employees.

  • Skipping April Fools

    April Fools
    Sorry, no joke: no April Fools stories this year.

    Over the last decade, we’ve had some good April Fool’s Day stories at SQLServerCentral. We’ve had Decoding the SQL Server Index StructureOpen Source SQL ServerDatabase Wars Coming for the XBOX 360, and more. I think my favorites was SQL Server on Linux, which still gets hits today. The best jokes seem to go over on a Monday, but today I’ve decided to skip April Fool’s Day at SQLServerCentral.

    Coming up with something plausible, exciting, but unrealistic is a good challenge for me every year. The people on the team will exchange some ideas throughout the year, and I’ll usually put together in February or early March, trying to contain my worry that the joke will not go over well. I think I’ve done a good job over the years, and I have a few good ideas for next year.

    However April Fools isn’t on a weekday this year. It was yesterday, Sunday, and the idea of a joke the next day didn’t sit well with me. “It’s April Fools” as a response to something run on April 2nd just doesn’t have the same zing, the same excitement. It seems too contrived for me, so I decided to sit out this year.

    Next year April Fools is on a Monday, and with all the changes we’re likely to see over the next year as SQL Server 2012 matures, SQL Azure changes, and Windows 8 comes out, I’ll be ready with a few new stories that will have you anxiously wishing for an RTM date as you read. Until you hit the “April Fools” message near the end.

    Steve Jones


    The Voice of the DBA Podcasts

    We publish three versions of the podcast each day for you to enjoy.

  • Happy President’s Day 2012

    Happy President's Day

    It’s President’s Day in the US, and a holiday for me, so I’m having a Daddy Daughter day in Denver, away from work. Hopefully most of you in the US also have the day off and are enjoying yourselves away from a computer.

    For those of you in the US, I hope your code compiles the first time, queries return quickly, and you enjoy the blooper reel I’ve compiled from the last few months.

    Steve Jones


    The Voice of the DBA Podcasts

    We publish three versions of the podcast each day for you to enjoy.

  • Bloopers from Dec 2012

    The raw ones from podcasts in late Nov and Dec 2011.

    Dec 2011 Bloopers