Tag Archives: Humor

Customizing Statistics Histogram in SQL Server 2019

Posted on March 31, 2019 by way0utwest

The use of statistics in SQL Server is tightly embedded in the query optimizer and query processor. The creation and maintenance of statistics is usually handled by the SQL Server engine, though many DBAs and developers know that periodically we … Continue reading →

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Fun at Work

Posted on August 24, 2018 by way0utwest

I am lucky in that I get to travel and speak at a number of events every year. As a result, I meet lots of people in a variety of situations. Many of these places have a social component and … Continue reading →

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Silly Photos at Work

Posted on July 20, 2018 by way0utwest

Someone I stumbled across this picture of @brento on my drive. This might be the best one: And this was a good time: However, I have a collection of silly moments. Enjoy.

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This Made Me Laugh: SQL v NoSQL

Posted on September 29, 2017 by way0utwest

It’s a humorous history lesson on SQL (and product promotion), but it opens like this: SQL awakens to fight the dark forces of NoSQL From there it looks at the beginnings of SQL and the growth of NoSQL, going through … Continue reading →

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