It’s the day before Christmas in the US and I’m on vacation. Hopefully relaxed and not trying to get anything done at the last minute.

In any case, I reached back in the archive. I wrote The DBA’s Twelve Days of Christmas a long time ago, my attempt at holiday humor. I did a few of these, but I always remember Phil Factor (Andrew Clarke) stopping me on one of my trips to the UK and telling me how he enjoyed my holiday attempts.

Enjoy, Happy Holidays, and Merry Christmas.